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When I was a kid...
I pretended that tic-tacs were pills/drugs. Or that wafer sticks were cigarettes… Gatorade was vodka/alcohol…. Or that grape juice was red wine… I was just that badass. (Source: pandamoniumadness, via death-by-lulz)
When on a laptop:
And this shows up: And you’re like: But then a couple minutes later this shows up: And you run to get your charger like: (Source: shia-labuffering, via death-by-lulz)
(Source: zag-g, via theyellovvbrickdeleting-deactiv)
